He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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