Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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