did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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