Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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