Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
