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dude. I'm so drunk.

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pete, this is bryce's mom

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I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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pete, this is still bryce's mom

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom http://tfl.nu/lat0

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(951): View more from California

There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.

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(951): There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS. http://tfl.nu/ppbc

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(804): View more from Virginia

i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry

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(804): i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry http://tfl.nu/11d0

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(701): View more from North Dakota

that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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(701): that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon http://tfl.nu/7qfo

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(407): View more from Florida

Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

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Mom wtf!?

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(407): Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :) (1-407): Mom wtf!? http://tfl.nu/scw1

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(856): View more from New Jersey

The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand

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We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?

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(856): The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand (1-856): We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh? http://tfl.nu/4r62

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.

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(484): I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations. http://tfl.nu/uf69

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(706): having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear.. http://tfl.nu/j8z4

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

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(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK. http://tfl.nu/jmv1

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.

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Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.

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(910): Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down. (803): Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you. http://tfl.nu/a5n4

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(386): View more from Florida

The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.

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(386): The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband. http://tfl.nu/86hq

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"

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(608): I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!" http://tfl.nu/mxo7

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(+61): View more from Australia

Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.

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(+61): Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me. http://tfl.nu/7l1e

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(310): View more from California

What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(310): What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business. http://tfl.nu/a4r2

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(734): View more from Michigan

Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.

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(734): Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life. http://tfl.nu/3mco

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