Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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