Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My bed smells like the plague
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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