$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You need a sexual gate keeper
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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