It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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