I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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