Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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