Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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