Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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