And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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