singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize