It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
3pm strippers are depressing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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