Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
ok first of all what the fuck
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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