So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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