none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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