I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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