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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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