So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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