the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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