At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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