I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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