Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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