I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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