on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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