i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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