I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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