Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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