Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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