I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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