come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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