Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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