I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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