The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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