Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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