it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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