HIV tests are more positive than that guy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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