Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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