Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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