Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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