Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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