i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Farmville is her only friend.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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