we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure