You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk