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  My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now

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  I'm so hungover and dru,k

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it was like his penis was on wheels.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome

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  second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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• (212): View more from New York

  Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad

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• (716): View more from New York

  Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.

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