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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.

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