I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.