Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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