real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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