No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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