We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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