Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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