this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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