winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
