I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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